Space Latex

Hot chicks, crazy puppets, huge explosions, space racing demolition derby battles, and epic tunes…
What more could you ask for?

SPACE LATEX

We are the team of media enthusiasts established in late 2010 who teamed up and created the now infamous ‘Arnold Schwarzenegger Puppet Destroys Phones for Mobile Muster‘ on YouTube
We make short films. We are all for fun for the sake of fun……if you like our puppets then you’ll like us. Our team of dedicated moviemakers are currently working on space themed scripts. Introducing all new Spacebabes wearing spacelatex and we follow the story of young mandy and lance as they are taken on a spaceflight to mars where they meet the gate keeper Barry who introduces them to the family.. it’s all for fun and you are in for ride of your life. This project has the makings of a major work in progress and has gathered interest with many young space enthusiasts and promises to be well recieved amongst all that tour our studio. for further information on our studio booking tours / film shoot days ( you may even be cast as an extra or puppetry or voice actor/actress) please email us at sales@spacelatex.com all are welcome…

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War Is Coming

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Of the few that became many, of the many that became great, came power.

Came space travel, vehicles to and from each corner of our solar system to beyond.

Mars… now a desolate and laid to sleep planet awaiting the thawing of the polar caps.

Teenagers on the planet earth a boy and girl stumble across a glass roof peering out of the dirt.  Mars spacecraft with an auto pilot is about to go inter space with new passengers

Pyramids stealth jets, space portals, space-speed gates, frozen martians are about to breathe and south mars is looking to settle a score with Jupiter… war is coming

The hatch is auto release and liquids will boil

Choose Your sides

Defectors will be shot

Make Your Choice Wisely

You shall fight amongst your brothers and sisters

You shall take up arms against foes

You shall shot without confusion

It’s you or them peoples

You are defending a fight

You are advancing a line

You are the key to the future

You are survivors of an oppression

You take control of a momentum

You create the platform

Infantry battalions the armored vehicles, the living quarters

 

Space latex the battle analogies For every great battle their is an attack, a defence the opponent the good and the bad those ignorant. For Every attack their is a defence for every defence their is an undoing….. Overthrowing the powers established under false pretences and righting the wrong. Fighting for what’s pure, what’s right …. the brothers the sisters the mothers the children to correct the wrong doing of, kings with greed filthy ambition in their hearts …. Fighting for the future the past and those present Fighting for freedom fighting to fight, fighting to make it alright # Mines shall be swept and tanks shall be heard the king makers and their kingdoms shall fall Those that fight with ignorance shall fall. Those that fight with convinction shall overcome Those that fight with integrity shall endure and persevere They shall press forward Step by step regaining the battle lines, the trenches the posts shall mark path to ultimate victory And destruction and annilation of those with deception and evil rampant in their black hearts. The lines shall be drawn and defences fortified battle plans played into motion and action and reaction formulating energies enough to light the skies, to shake the ground to motivate a population to fight for thier childrens children for whats right

 

Atop the highest plauteu on the battle ground lay the advisary nemisis and as the masses gave great cry for the troop, moved forward defence lines reinforced.  The mood was tense we shall rise [I came through unscathed, for you are worthy adviseries] amist shining armoury having been driven into reinforce for within your trials come a strength(is begotten ),

Your tenacity and dedictaion to excellence is exemply.

Resolute under fire shoot me down i get up, foolish is the man who forget battles on his derision the past ignoring folly be his bedfellow..thwated their plans , so as came to nought.

 

 

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Space Awakening: Chapter III

The Galactic space hussies are waking up

Barry; Oh boy, am I gonna get it those reactors are thawing those girls real quick ….. too quick. Those space hussies are gonna have my head on a platter….you know he’s the lucky one, that Lance of yours, he escaped. In just a few hours time this entire city is coming back to life.  We gotta get…. out of here.. come, come, there’s work to be done, we gotta get busy.

Mandy; but where has Lance gone? He flew a plane, but he’s not a pilot.  That’s the first thing he’s piloted…

Barry; Oh Mandy, thats not important right now,  you gotta help me.  Here this pod’s gotta be the first to go online…

Mandy; Why? Barry whose in this pod….?

Barry; The big guns, the Generals…  Fonda, Bridgette & Taylor… they are beautiful but deadly.

Mandy; What are they going to do Barry?

Barry; Right now we gotta tango..

[ on the count of three the two keys initiate the sequence that now sets thawing of the generals in overdrive ]

Mandy; On the count of three, two, one…

Barry; Okay, that should sing about an hour….. we gotta get more help.  Man we got to get it together, lets see we gotta organise the food, the space suits the, the oh …..the suits… I knew I should’ve been sewing something together …. Oh.. damn storehouse fire burnt down… and the suits… Oh boy… we’re gonna have to use the latex…

Tonight this city’s waking up!

Walking at pace Mandy who now has a pen and clipboard she takes notes from Barry

Barry; But yeah these guys and gals are gonna want an explanation…. let’s see… I’ll come up with an explanation… and next, life support… towels , were gonna need lots an lots of white towels and the I….. and the oh boy, I’m gonna get it.

Mandy; C’mon Barry… the explanation, the life support, the white towels… What about where will you keep all these people…? What will they do…?

Barry; What will they do? They’re gonna tear me and this place apart.  How should I know the North Masarians will probably want to destroy ’em and start that war machine again! They ain’t gonna be able to do anything. I guess half could kinda cram in but that’s a whole lotta people that……… the North Marserians! (Panic- breathing heavier) the North Marserians! The war …….. Ahh, the war… the South is gonna be attacked tonight.

Mandy; What do you mean North Marsarians ….oh the North Marsarians the film the ……. the machine’s gonna thaw out the north sector city of course…. oh no there going to attack us.  Barry do something you gotta stop this.

Barry; The machine can’t be reversed… if our machine starts then their machine starts and the war from the north is coming to a war in the south… that little sleeping war baby gonna wake too…. this planets gonna see more action tonight.  We gotta get a head start …. We gotta prep the missiles, the space fleet …the pilots the the uniforms ….c’mon Mandy we gotta get started

Mandy; did you say a war machine of South Mars….

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Space Awakening: Chapter II

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The Awakening has begun…

Barry leads Mandy and Lance into a deep dark underground store room.  He pushes a bright red button and his cuff snags a switch beneath and a deep whirring sound fills the air, signaling that some kind of machine has started running… Sudden horror washes across Barry’s face and he jumps around in a panic. Barry has flicked the wrong switch and now the cryogenic chambers are sounding alarms of def-con 4 ……. the thawing ….

“They’re coming back to life!!
They’re coming back, the family, the girls, oh no….

Fonda.. Taylor… and Bridget, they’re not going to be happy!!
It’s too soon!!

It’s too soon…”

Mandy’s tiny voice sounds out “Barry, what exactly did you just do?”

“You made me do it! I hit the wrong button, that’s not it. This is the one I wanted,” he makes some sporadic movements in another direction and flicks another switch.

Seeming mere at odds with the massive dramas unfolding, an overhead projection cinema show starts playing, a cheesy musical intro sounds over the def-con 4 mayhem and a young Barry fades in concerto mode playing piano….. Around Mandy and Barry, the room is amass with an eruption of smoke and steam, air raid sirens blazing away, loud decibels of sound among an cold icy set of smoke streams jettison from the cryogenic sleeping chambers….

The city is waking up…

“Oh boy am I gonna get it… There’s not enough power to reverse the process. I didn’t mean to use up all the supplies, the space juice, the helium, oh boy I’m gonna get it the guys an’ dolls ain’t gonna be pleased to see me. But what was I to do, I had the whole box and dice, that space fleet had to be driven. I can’t be just expected to just sit down with silly love song numbers all day. The world needs cars and girls and a little space action…”

Mandy perks up, “did you just say girls, Barry? We’re not the only ones!? Or did you have some one else or others awake Barry?”

“Well I kinda have a couple girls on ice, but… it’s not what you think!  I just play my music to ’em and they octo tango a little..” he does some dance movements that resemble an octopus.

Mandy edges away from him a little, “the Mars Octopus… yes, we saw the film… we saw the Mars Octopus… errm how many do you have tangoing around here?” Barry wiggles in reply to the question.

Meanwhile, Lance’s curiosity had peaked to overload, he silently and secretly made his way halfway down a corridor, seemingly uninterested with where Mandy and Barry’s conversation was headed and now himself headed toward a large open spaced cargo bay filled with all sorts of different looking machinery, weapons and some kind of epic vehicles.  Lance spots a SpaceTiger jetliner and recalls the film shown of the SpaceTigers in action; these craft saw some battle that few other craft could handle.

The gutsy Tigers gave their all during battle and at full throttle they could be maneuvered on a dime. Space racers often used second-hand SpaceTiger engines and body panels, rebuilding their battle-damaged machines and repairing what they can. It wasn’t uncommon to see trade between Space racers but more often it was due to gambling and crime that vehicles would be fairly cheap and mostly built from junk as the war went on.. However, here a completely restored vehicle perched at call in front of Lance…

Joylessly turning his head behind vaguely looking back for Mandy and Barry…. he should check in on Mandy… however, she’s kinda looking after herself and the space cruiser looks at Lance and says ‘get in sit down hang on and oh yeah, dispatch!’

A still look on Lance’s face turns into a smile he knows what to do. The eight month space flight to Mars gave him plenty of time to read the space manuals on a few space machines and this one is the gem in the crown of space machinery.

Lance smiles with spring in his step “ha ha! ha hahaha ha” joyfully running and climbing, almost jumping into the cockpit of the SpaceTiger, he recalls sequence 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…, Engines roar… Noise levels raise with a deafening grumble of the SpaceTiger as it hovers some few meters from the space hanger’s black metal floor… the flight sequence sounds alarms to raise the doors. The SpaceTiger roars off to what one human imagination space pilot can only described as a journey, leaving Mandy and Barry’s surprised shadows standing in the distant doorway.

THE RACE OF AWAKENING HAS BEGUN

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